When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025
Get the Peruvian Goat Saddle mug.The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.
Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.
by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026
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