petty-face

When someone's face is so ugly its pathetic.

Damn girl, your boyfriend got a petty-face.

by Miss Kitty325 February 19, 2010

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Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

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petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.

You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.

by ceep October 13, 2014

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Petty

Someone who blows something small way out of proportion, and acts in a childish manner. Such repercussions would be the actions of this person being petty, in that they speak back passive aggressively, or through passive aggressive actions. Such as throwing a traffic cone into the woods for a parking violation they committed.

That man Mason a bitch and is petty as fuck for throwing that traffic cone. Not to mention he ugly as shit.

by Tom Curiel November 19, 2019

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petty coven

A group of friends that has a leader (the main petty-king/queen) that spill tea (gossip/information on situations) in each other’s lives that they want to talk about, but most people would find scandalous or petty.

“I just formed a petty coven, I have so much to say. Especially about that slut Janet. She’s so basic, yet she’s so unbearable.”

by ¡NotTheBananas! March 28, 2019

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