by Milovuk September 9, 2023
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A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
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"Did you see that Octopus on the TV?!" Jakee exclaimed to Jamee
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated
by ThisUserLikesWatt-Pad December 7, 2020
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When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020
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Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.
by Flurb789 November 1, 2020
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