by DustyScrote May 13, 2022
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by Rev Modé February 2, 2022
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"Is that right? Have you heard of Musketeer?"
"No."
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by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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by Cali0731 April 8, 2022
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2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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