Minecraft

The game that nobody hates

-You are dumb.
-Idc.
-You are stupid.
-Idc.
-Minecraft is stupid game.
-Say that again 😡

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019

Minecraft

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing it

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019

Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l June 6, 2018

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

minecraft

a gaem wear u hit blox and maek wepeojns and destroy monstore yes

help me i slept inn the neter in minecraft

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Sadly everything is a "was"
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game forever

by PolyMoster April 30, 2022