Melvin

Melvin is one of the most social persons in the world. He always knows what to say. They mostly have curly hair and love music and biking. He always knows what to do and never gets bored. He’s the kindest, most loving person you will ever meet. You can’t unnotice him. He’s the hottest guy in the room. Usually only child.

What a Melvin! Everybody notices him!

by Kikkererwt3 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see

you wish you had a Melvin.

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Name

My name melvin

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022