Matthew

An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him

Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!

by Str4wberrii_S4mura1 April 10, 2023

Matthew

A bitch

Damn Matthew is a bitch

by Dj_jd66 November 22, 2021

Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

Matthew

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.

Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.

by darthkotya June 30, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.

OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!

by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022

MATTHEW

matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular

“Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building”
“Matthew hates twinks”

by val <3 :) December 13, 2021