Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

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Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015

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soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.

Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?

by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016

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what the mess

“what the mess” a term used mostly by the man himself gavin nelson !! he uses it because he cant say WHAT THE FUCK and needs a solution to the pain without cursing...

what the mess is wrong with you?

by bigmassiveboi72 August 29, 2019

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