loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

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Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.

"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"

by The-Olas November 15, 2025

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Looting

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

by Footjober February 12, 2025

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Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

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