greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

Greasy Chihuahua

When you get Mexican food diarrhea on your dick during anal.

I totally took this chick out to Taco Bell but regretted it later when I ended up with a Greasy Chihuahua.

by jorjerodriguez February 28, 2013

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.

I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014

Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room

Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016

greasy tunes

Cheaply made songs made conveying unpleasant beats that are undeniably catchy

Throw on a few greasy tunes with dirty drops

by AndyPandyPurple December 6, 2016

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018