Goon

a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.

Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner

by Leslie Noble Devotie January 4, 2014

Goon

A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.

'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'

by cup cake August 10, 2005

goon

means gangster or possibly thug.

wuu2?
you know, just going go jam with my goons.

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whats going on bruv?
nothing allie just jamming with my goons init.

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naaaaaa man my goons will BANG YOU.

by Feeeeeeeeee again ;) June 29, 2009

goon

stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...

gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon
gooooooooooooooooooooooooon

by jimer nenumany May 13, 2005

goon

Guy poon a.k.a. gay sex

Look at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.

by aleftynamedtony May 13, 2006

goon

Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.

Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.

by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY August 25, 2008

goon

Someone who is from the hood. They are usually under 18 and have all these fancy tatoos. They are constantly wearing the same color clothing and they shake hands all funny. Sometimes they like to tell stories about who got jumped or shot or went to jail over the weekend.

I'ma get those goons on your ass.

by gwhendri May 18, 2010