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Gravity Philosophy

When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.

This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."

Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."

Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."

All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."
by MCPKG October 12, 2019
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gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.
Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers
by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018
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whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
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Gravity

Gravity is kind of like reality, or the metaphysical, it doesn't matter whether you believe in it or not, what goes up will come down at some point.
Gravity is real whether you believe it is or not. You don't believe in god (despite using God's name to bless people), because you can't see God, but you can see what gravity does even if you don't believe in it.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
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Gravity

What goes up will come down, what rises will fall (even darkness, even if it's been up for many years).
Just like gravity, what goes up will come down.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020
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Gravity Day

Gravity Day is a day in which gravity is increasingly magnified, scientists have no idea why this occurs. This phenomenon occurs every 2 centuries (20 years) on the day of February 10th.
Mark: Bro I just dropped my spoon and its standing. Kevin: That's because it's gravity day bro.
by ASAP_SkIlLs_ February 10, 2020
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turning up the gravity

verb. a form of slang, used to indicate the process of getting intoxicated, or “high.”
1: bro Trav and we’re turning up the gravity last night, shit had me thinking my eyes were too loud?
2: bro what?
by E_Lach133 May 19, 2020
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