existence

a curse placed upon everyone and everything to ever be

"existence sucks ass"

by Just a boy tryin his best October 17, 2023

figment of existence

my term of it is basically a person who is always hated, left out or just unkown

john is a figment of existence.

by careless person October 28, 2023

Existical

The idea of being real, or existing.

“The universe is pretty Existical”
“Oh, okay.”

by TEPtheCheese February 9, 2024

ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

UK Existence

The uk existence is how long the uk has existed for

This is the coldest winter there is in the uk existence

by That 1 Ginger December 8, 2022

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

Oops! This definition already exists

the worst message you can see on urban dictionary

some other assholes took my definition, so this site has the nerve to say: Oops! this definition already exists

by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023