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Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now
by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011
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electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.
After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).
by Arcturan October 14, 2011
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Electronically Grounded

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity........
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.

Synonym: Cut me off at the News
Yo, Bro, My MOM cut me off at the news. I am totally Electronically Grounded.
by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011
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Electronic harassment

Sattelite Squadron at Screiver AFB in Colorado Springs is responsible for electronic harassment with sattelites and cell towers with DEW, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning capability and more and goes with organized stalking fused through FBI Fusion Centers to police departments that organize the community - community policing.
Richard Lighthouse and targetedjustice.com are the best sources on electronic harassment and organized stalking.
by TI Satan June 5, 2023
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Electronical

It's a word used by people who have little-to-no knowledge of anything to do with technology or electricity etc...
I don't use the interweb or any of those things that are electronical!
by MATTheBRATT!! November 18, 2023
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83 Electrons

83 electrons is a reference to the Periodic table, where the element with 83 electrons is Bismuth, which symbol is Bi,

If you say someone only has 83 electrons, it means they are acting bisexual/are bisexual or maybe they're just straight but being a bit too obsessed with the same gender.
Person 1: "Did you see john? He was looking at Paul's ass, i know he's straight but he was acting very gay."
Person 2: "He probably only has 83 electrons."
Person 1: "Yeah he does have a lot of chemistry with the same gender..."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Do you get it? Chemistry? ...C'mon that was funny."
Person 2: "This is why your mom doesn't love you Carl."
by Ieatkidsforfun January 13, 2023
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Electronical

A word to describe people with a complete lack of any sort of technological understanding..
I don't really use the interweb....I've never been good with anything ELECTRONICAL
by MATTheBRATT November 21, 2023
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