second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023

Every Time You Go Away

… Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you

Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

Every day of the week

Used to say nice that something always has to happen. Often associated with sports.

Example: Someone has a big chance to win a game. He has to score an easy ball.

Supporter on the field: That ball has to go in every day of the week!

by Beastmoterator February 6, 2023

every possible word or combination of words means something lewd on urban dictionary

all phrases are lewd, in one way or another. If you can type it, in some way, it can be lewd.

every possible word or combination of words means something lewd on urban dictionary, including this sentence

by Author_37 October 9, 2023

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

Every

We've known each other a long time. We've been on this planet for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to spend... I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

Come with me... to Heaven. I'll run it, you can be my second in command. We can make a difference.

You can't leave this bookshop.

Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.

No. No, I don't suppose it does. Good luck.

Good luck? Crowley! Crowley, come back, to Heaven! Work with me! We can be together! Angels... doing good! I... I need you! I don't think you understand what I'm offering you.

I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.

Well... then there's nothing more to say.

Listen. Do you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

That's the point. No nightingales.
You idiot. We could have been... us.
EVERY

I... I forgive you.
Don't bother.

I just rewatched Every for the fiftieth time. It's crowver.

by skeleboy January 10, 2024