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A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011
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Duncan

A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?

Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?

Mate 1: no that was someone else I think

Mate 2: oh
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Duncan

Duncan: I am god.
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Abi duncan is one of the best people you can have in your life! If you have the pleasure of meeting one treat them with kindness as they are one of a kind and always there for you!
Person 1: “Omg is that Abi Duncan!”
Person 2: “ Yes! Go talk to her!”
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Ethan Duncan Phillipe Laclef

A very kind person with a big heart.
Ethan Duncan Phillipe Laclef is a very caring person.
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Duncan

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will be with you for the rest of your life if you play your cards right. He is probably the sexiest man EVER! If you wanted to just be friends, he will accept your opinion. Duncan is probably a Tall King and most likely watches anime. Duncan is just the kind of guy who would watch anime on a late night after getting back from the club.
Omg Carrol! You see that guy over there? Thats Duncan!
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