Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

camping DMs

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.

Wow why you camping DMs bruh

by RaidenSears August 17, 2023

Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.

Dude my friend is such a Rule nazi DM

by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021

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by anonymous March 5, 2021

Dms

Dry mouth syndrome

Woke up this mornint with well bad dms

by Nikstababy13 June 22, 2022

DM

DM stands for Direct messages.

For example, in discord someone tells you:
-Btw imma send you a picture in DMs

by lopikjgh July 1, 2022

dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.

"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.

by 007007007 October 16, 2022