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Daniel: “Hey man, what do ya need?”
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
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