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Duncan

A weeb that denies his existence, while simultaneously simping for Japanese women.
"Dan, don't be a Duncan. You promised to play D&D with us."
"Bro, anime isn't that cool. Don't be a Duncan."
"Fuck that guy. He's a total Duncan."
"I'm sure that Duncan likes his sangria with White Claw."
by Jokesarecool123 April 21, 2021
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Duncan Yeomans

Duncan Yeomans is a scrub from some shit hole in BC who plays wow... or atleast tries to he is not even 7/7 on his druid what a scrub
Dude your only 6/7? wow your just like duncan yeomans
by Mofks January 19, 2012
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A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011
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danny duncan

by joiasad March 6, 2023
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Ethan Duncan Phillipe Laclef

A very kind person with a big heart.
Ethan Duncan Phillipe Laclef is a very caring person.
by Tylar's Daddy March 26, 2023
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Duncan

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will be with you for the rest of your life if you play your cards right. He is probably the sexiest man EVER! If you wanted to just be friends, he will accept your opinion. Duncan is probably a Tall King and most likely watches anime. Duncan is just the kind of guy who would watch anime on a late night after getting back from the club.
Omg Carrol! You see that guy over there? Thats Duncan!
by Hey Mamas January 18, 2023
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Duncan padgitt

by Fartsmickle84 October 10, 2023
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