Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020

gi-curious

When someone knows that a game is gay and wants to try it out at least once.

Tony: Hey, you gi-curious for Halo 4?

Mike: I'm on the fence about it, but most likely.

by Jet1337 July 8, 2012

Throw the cat to the curious

Rushing a situation even though it may be beneficial or wanted at first.

1. A cat wanting to go outside a room it has never been in but being taken into the room rather than letting it go by itself.

2. "You can't throw the cat to the curious" if you want long term results.

by Mastahdave August 18, 2011

Curious Periscope

A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.

The curious periscope technique is necessary to achieve a spotless cornhole.

by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011

Nacro-curious

Being in touch with ones mortality.

If your in touch with your own mortality does that make you Nacro-curious?

by 19wisdom76 November 23, 2011

bhai curious

As lil d wisely said, “ A true alternative indeed to homiesexual 🌝”.

Saale hat yaha se! Me na hu bhai curious.

by anonymous January 13, 2024

Curious George

When your significant other is showering and your hard penis peeks around the shower curtain to see what is happening.

Why are you sticking your rager around the shower curtain?
Shhh…he’s just a Curious George.

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024