Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.

"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."

by Fookem August 10, 2021

Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.

Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.

by TheGuardianAngel98 October 13, 2024

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

Colombian Colin

The act of blasting on another and letting it dry then snorting said blast of there body.

Yo I gave that ho the best 2 seconds then gave her the Colombian Colin.

by LIL JIZZER June 24, 2025

Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

by LtMcRo July 6, 2025

Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025