Canada

A Mythical land where everyone is nice

Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist

by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019

Canada

a country for great and nice people,they are all awesome

Canada is great man

by Justbeamemerlol November 14, 2020

Canada

one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.

ps DONT PET GEESE!

Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"

by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020

Canada

Americas hat

Whats that big thing above the U.S.A. Oh it’s Canada

by Crunchy_Toast February 3, 2021

Canada

That part of America that just couldn’t be bothered to tag along when we rebelled against the British. After this, America and Britain fought over this land on numerous occasions (Maine border disputes, lake of the Woods map mistake, 54’40 or fight) yet Britain still held on to it for 200 years. Unlike America, Canadian independence was a gradual process, not an immediate one. It was granted increased autonomy and full independence in 1982.

America and Canada should never have been separated. Culturally we are very similar, we are located on the same continent, and unlike America’s southern border, all you’ll find dividing America and Canada are painted lines on roads, flower pots, and the border runs right through a few towns. Stark contrast to America’s southern border, just proves US and Canada are alike enough to trust each other.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 4, 2021

Canada

America's hat.

Canada has always been better than America, we are America's hat.

by Fidobles March 16, 2021

Canada

A country above the United States of America that is constantly forgotten about. He is also a character in an anime called Hetalia where he is shadowed by his brother America. He also has a pet polar bear that forgets his name all the time. It's kind of sad when you think about it.

Kumajiro:Who are you?
Canada:I'm Canada, your owner!

England: I feel like we're being watched.
America:yeah dude.
Canada:Maybe if I make some noise they'll notice me.

by Remy=StarBucks March 25, 2020