boxer

A horse that strives for excellence; a horse who is deeply passionate about hot dogs

''Wow son, I can tell you are working like a real boxer today!"

by dancemoms15 December 25, 2016

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017

Brown boxer

A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts

Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again

by Marky larky November 13, 2021

one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.

Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.

by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021

Boxers

Baggy underwear usually worn by men

I got some new boxers today! They fit very well.

by King Bob the second July 30, 2021

Boxer sauce

A man's dick

Yo betty over therr had eggs and sausage this morning smothered in boxer sauce

by Hornedup14 June 5, 2018

Bandana Boxer

Someone who can throw hands and can box pretty well and is not meant to be messed with. Someone who can do any type of boxing, but they always have to have a bandana on. It's a requirement for them to have a bandana. If they can do all of those things but does not have a bandana, then they're just a boxer.

Joe: Hey guys, who's that dude who has a bandana on?
Bob: I think he's just doing boxing moves.
Henry: Nah bro, that dude right there is a bandana boxer.
Bob: Dang bro, I never heard of a bandana boxer.

by pepsigod October 20, 2023