BBB

BBB. AKA The three B's. One of the most important things when it comes to fun motherfuckers. One must not be a boring agent of averageness to be one with the three B's. The B's are some of the most important things for a person who looks to YOLO around non-stop, live the dream, and have a good time all the time. They are as follows.
1). Beer. If you don't like beer, please stop reading. If you have a gluten intolerance, please get some gluten-free beer or stop reading. Beer is central to the three B's, if you don't like it I suggest you stop being a one-dimensional square and learn to like it.
2) Bants. It's all about having a laugh, isn't it? Don't be a billy no mates, just get on the bus and have a giggle.
3) Bangs. It's all about, at the end of the day, having a frequent bang. You are only human after all. If you are an uptight buthole that doesn't like a good lay, then please get off of this page now - you need to get laid.

One important point of the three B's is that they are to be enjoyed together. There is no natural order, they are there to be used in unison, or as an orgy. Please enjoy the three B's, and never, be a square.

Hey! How was your date the other night??
Woaaah it was sick, stayed up all night hittin the BBB!

by FrancaisMoose March 30, 2022

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