Birthday breakfast

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017

birthday outfit

No clothes at all just your naked body

Damn bro I had fun in my birthday outfit with those jokers last night

by Jaxon Fleagle February 3, 2018

13th birthday

Basically the day you lose your childhood innocence. You become to old to have fun and people start expecting shit from you. You become a teenager. Your parents realize you’re not their precious baby anymore so their tone towards you changes. You turn from a kid to a teenager. Your 13th birthday is the day you lose your childhood and start getting treated like a grown up. To all you twelve year olds, trust me, it’s not that great, all of us 13+ kids would love to go back to our childhood.

Your 13th birthday is the end of your childhood and the fun and innocence goes right away with it.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 7, 2020

birthday swirly

A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.

how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth

the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!

by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020

European Birthday

What creepy ass Europeans offer you while drunk at Barbs. Oh college, what you put me through.

Drunk Europeans are scary especially when they offer you a European Birthday. What the fuck is that anyways!?

by KarenBillyBob February 24, 2012

Birthday Roach

A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.

my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.

by Memesold March 1, 2021

Kalluto’s Birthday

Kalluto is clearly an Aries and he has every trait of this zodiac sign, as well as March 21st being said “the day the most precious person in your life is born”, we all know for a fact that Kalluto is a blessing, this date makes complete sense with the Hunter X Hunter timeline so March 21st is clearly his birthday.

“March 21st is Kalluto’s birthday!”

by _gutshot_artist_07_ March 19, 2021