99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

60/99

A racist talking point used by a political party in an attempt to corrupt statistical data.

Cretin 1:Hey yo dawg, you hear about that 60/99?
Person 2: I have no idea what you are talking about. Dawg.

by Díctionary March 2, 2023

99

99 is when someone fucks you from behind the circles in the 9 being the heads and the line under being the body so kinda like 69

…: „you wanna 99?“
…: „sure let’s do it!!“

by Fayersil March 6, 2023

free.99

Stuff you pick from the dumpster.

I found some discarded jumper cables in the dumpster and they were free.99.

by Wilbur Under March 19, 2023

Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍

by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023

99% Hitler

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler

person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"

by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023

99% on the test

you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade

person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"

by yo no hablo español April 28, 2023