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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
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tea spiller

Someone who knock over your tea by accident or brutal purpose
I was about to drink my tea and the bitch spilt it. The dirty tea spiller, you honour

Judge: guilty, murder 1st degree
by Godlike4405 January 26, 2023
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tea-rific

(adj) Alternative form of terrific, in a way that involves tea or a tea party.
I'm having a tea-rific tea party.
by Ritacca February 20, 2023
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Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.
"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.
by ClintEast October 15, 2023
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Tea Towel

A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
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Vietnamese green tea

when a Vietnamese soldiertea bags” a corpse
Oh no! After Jimmy got blow darted in the neck, the soldier ran over and preformed the Vietnamese green tea on his body.
by Jimmy_in_Vietnam November 18, 2023
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tea patty

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.
“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”
by Sorazo December 19, 2023
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