texas buttplug

An extremely large cud of chewing tobacco.

“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug “

by Jhig44 February 20, 2025

Texas speech

You know, it’s like Texas Toast, but for speech.

Texas speech isn’t working

by Definitely not blue February 24, 2025

Texas Sister Twister

Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.

Me and my sis played a game of Texas sister twister after the red river rivalry game.

by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025

texas beauty

A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.

Look over there dad! TB350. That’s one hell of a texas beauty.

by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025

Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.

Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025

Texas Red

The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.

"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."

by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025

Texas Pillow

When a guy ejaculates next to a hot streamer, live on stream, he is then called a Texas Pillow.

Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick

Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow

by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025