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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.
Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
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hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled
person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.
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Just have to

I literally don't.
Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."
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