Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.

Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

not fully hard

Aka, a semi boner. this phrase is used by fags who try and make there meat seem bigger

i’m not fully hard btw

by lickmyballs2121 May 6, 2018

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

Hard core

live dangerously- but be careful doing it.
Its a nuanced term for safe and dangerous folk.

Childish Gambino wants to live hard core so he gets his sick sucked in the movies.

But in some parts of his life, he is careful. He wants to keep his job, so he will not curse out his boss.

by Malia Obama from NOLA February 22, 2018

Try hard

Their in your school, they can suck. Teachers pet. They make you wanna jump off a cliff while shooting at them.

That kid with an anus on his cheek is such a try hard

by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018