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Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
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L-Dog

Mountain of a man, big epic, can destroy pedophiles with only a stare from his epic gaze.
Friend 1: You hear about Bill Cosby being launched into the sun?
Friend 2: Yeah wasn't that L-Dog?
Friend 1: Yeah, big unit.
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
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Guard Dog

Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.
" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"
by BrotherKnowsBest April 16, 2019
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pantu the dog

a children's computer game which is also a hidden pedophile
pantu the dog is a nonce
by BOBBYROOSSSO October 13, 2019
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Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.
'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'
by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020
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dog brother

One who is a friend and loyal for life. Treats others of similar traits, qualities, and character with respect without concern of color, race, religion, political affiliation, status of where one lives, or what kind of car driven.
by HabachiHarwood January 13, 2020
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Truffle dogging

The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt
Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.
by Anonymous dogger January 20, 2020
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