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PD-Yu sexual

A variation of asexuality where you are adverse only to public displays of affection - public displays of ew - but no sex itself.
Sorry, I am PD-Yu sexual, I don't feel comfortable kissing you in public, but at home we can do whatever you want ;)
by jame1290 November 6, 2022
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Dream Sexuals

Dreamsexuals are people who suffer from many mental illnesses like: depression, schizophrenia, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), autism, and obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Dream Sexuality or Dream gender illness is usually caused by no bitches ,friends or father figures.
Person: Oh no molly's one of the Dream Sexuals
Person : Aliright kids road trip to the Asylum!
by Heynoway November 18, 2022
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Tractor sexual

You get turned on by tractors and think they’re sexy
A song in the car : she thinks my tractor’s sexyyyyy, it really turns her onnnn
Person : She must be tractor sexual
by Xx_Vista08_why November 18, 2022
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Sexual Virtuoso

Tom is a regular sexual virtuoso, he performs like a fucking sex machine
by salinasone1 November 18, 2022
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Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.
Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual
by Slipthot November 23, 2022
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leo-sexual

A man who is only attracted to girls from the age 18 to 25
eww your how old? 29!! no way I could date you, I am a leo-sexual.
by Pensive1211 September 14, 2022
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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