Jacob

Jacob is a kind person who likes to make people laugh, regardless of whether or not that is through bad puns, silly jokes, embarrassing himself or even hurting himself in different ways. Jacob is especially shy when talking to new people, and even though he will try to make a good conversation, he wont be able to do so unless he knows you on a personal level. Jacob will make funny puns to his friends about his life and things he hates about himself. don't feel bad for not recognizing though, as these jokes are just a way to feel good. the more he make others laugh, the more he'll feel good about himself. he always tries to put others first, unless they have been rude to him or his friends. If he has feelings for someone, he'll try to keep it hidden and play cool. he takes everything to heart especially when it could mean his friends don't like him. if you meet a Jacob, and befriend him, you should check up on him and make sure he's doing ok. its hard to tell because his behavior never changes, even when he hates himself the most. I'm saying all this because I am a Jacob. And this is how i feel my life is.

person 1: oh Jacob's coming over here.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.

by Daddy Bidd April 29, 2021

Abe, Jacob & James

A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.

Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.

Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.

by quieroqueso May 1, 2021

Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"

"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"

by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021

Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021

Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

jacob chang

he's the guy who likes to watch anime and gets grounded from his parents because he and his brother gets into an argument on who does the dishes and who needs to take out the dog and he does some chorus and he a popular video gamer and has a bright future on him and he wrestle for waipahu high school and he goes somewhere where he takes hell of long ass time and he goes to sleep and doesn't get on until the next day.

Jacob chang is one of the most anime fan ever and he likes to go on his ps4 and play modern warfare with setu. :/
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by PCBOYZHAMMAH808 May 12, 2021