Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Slushy Donkey

A man who hangs out in raunchy bars, preying on other men in the restroom, persuading them to let him give them head while they are taking a dump.

Jimmy is being a slushy donkey tonight.

by sherylveit March 10, 2019

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.

Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.

by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018

Donkey bite

The use of dentures inserted in female genitalia to bite the victim.

Mary gave Devon a severe donkey bite on his finger during foreplay.

by Donald_Chump January 5, 2019