Air

Air (A-eer)

Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.

"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.

by someone everywhere August 21, 2021

air-cold

A disease that’s very contagious

He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.

by Stacy P September 1, 2021

Air Sausage

A fart that smells like cured meat

Mmmmm, I smell sausage. Don't know what you're used to where you come from but I think that's an air sausage.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

building air

A Canadian term for “squaring up” to fight. It goes back to the old movies where a guy would be working his fists in a circular motion saying “put your dukes up”

If you said that to me, we’d be outside, building air, and I’d be fucking you ip

by Boxxxmuncher May 17, 2021

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

love is in the air

no matter where i look around

Jim: love is in the air
John: fuck off you’re drunk

by Don’t just don’t May 24, 2021

The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021