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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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Asshole

timmy: hey do u have an asshole
shelly: yea

timmy: wanna do anal

shelly: yes
by vampiahbitch March 28, 2021
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Asshole

a butt hole. Could also be a horrible or spiteful person.
that absolute asshole.

Can i put my finger in that asshole?
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ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
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Dead asshole

I really don’t know what it means but all I know it means something smells so bad that it smells like a dead asshole
EW WTF IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD ASSHOLE IN HERE KAREN!
by ThatDeadAsshole April 10, 2021
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true assholes

just some fine ugly womans thats a piece of shit!
by bensoofydude April 12, 2021
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THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE

LITERAL DEFINITION:

Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.

Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.

FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:

There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!

Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.

THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.

I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.

You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN

ASSHOLE .
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021
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