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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
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Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.
John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...
by Defi Domus March 19, 2023
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Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023
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