Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together

Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.

by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

Davide

A beautiful and cute boy. He is very sweet and kind. He will always be there for you when you need it. He cares a lot about his girlfriend and is the best person alive. He always makes games more fun when he joins you in it, he will put a smile right on your face when you take one look at him.

Girl 1: "Davide cares so much about his girlfriend!"

Girl 2: "I know right! He is so amazing!"
Girlfriend: "I have the best boyfriend in the world. :)"

by trashzy June 20, 2021

David

One of the main characters of the animated series titled “camp camp”. He is by far the hottest being alive, and will give you hugs whenever needed. He is very upbeat, and always tries his best to please others. He loves nature and the outdoors, and you can tell he genuinely cares for all of his campers. He is very attractive, and lowkey seems kinda fruity. He may seem innocent, but who knows what he does when there’s nobody else around😏🤷 ♀️🔥😩🥵

“Yo, whose your favorite camp camp character?🤷 ♀️”
“David, 100%. He’s the cutest person I’ve ever seen!😩”
“Wow. Agreed.👍😎”

by _candelabra🔥🐒 July 3, 2021

David Copperfielded

When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).

"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."

by Montgomery Van Cleef October 6, 2012

DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.

Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm

by Fuchsie October 18, 2012

David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.

David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple

by Bonququ October 18, 2012