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Fuck Dad

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.
This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.
by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021
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Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..
Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes
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I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022
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Dad Party

One of the many shock videos from the late 2000s to early 2010s. In this video we see a man getting penetrated from both ends by 2 shemales with Def Leppards Make Love Like A Man playing in the background
Hey dude look up dad party

Sure

Ewwww
by T0mmyLee78 August 15, 2022
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Dads

I woke up and the DADS were rancid
by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022
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Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
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Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022
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