When a chick from texas grinds her soaking wet pussy on your dick cowgirl style and leaves it soaking wet and pre-lubed before riding it.
Bro I went to visit my family down in texas and met this thick black chick and she gave me a Texas wet stick.
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Get the Texas Fire Ant mug.The Texas Lobster hold is when a male and female during intercourse make the shape of a lobster, Male on her back with both arms under her whilst the female holds her arms out bent 90° like lobster claws.
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Get the Katy Texas mug.Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
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