snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Snake bight

Where you leve your friends for a shot amount of time to go masturbate and then return unseen.

My friend snuck out of the party to go snake bight

Dude ill be back in a minute I have to go snake bight

by Ihaveahungon1245465 November 20, 2011

Snake

A term reffering to a fruitbooter(rollerblader), a skaterboarder, biker, or someone riding a scooter who cuts you off right after, or before you drop in.

Dude I was about to drop in but that asshole snaked me!

Damn I was just about to lock into a grind but I had to bail because that fucker snaked me!

by reppinthe904 August 23, 2011

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011

snake smacking day

A day went people come together to hit snakes

Wow it's snake smacking day hooray

by anonymous January 22, 2023

snake

danger noodle

p1:oh damn thats a snake
p2:nope thats a danger noodle

by asimplelass February 9, 2023

Duplicitous snake

People who pretend they love you; badmouth you to those close to you behind your back; ruin your life whilst apologising for doing so; keep saying they want to break up but refusing to leave when you try to get them to. Synonyms: Bjorn Peter Alan; Russell

Do not be a duplicitous snake to her!

by Opsq November 2, 2023