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- what Karl Jacobs shoved up his ass in that one fanfic
Sapnap watched in disbelief as Karl shoved a monster can up his bussy all because he jokingly told him to.
by for bug May 28, 2021
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Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
by T-Coop April 29, 2021
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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
by Handrup May 11, 2021
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monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Blood Monster

A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!
by monstermaniac123 November 4, 2021
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Digi-Monster

One who is constantly hooked on their mobile device and on social media.

Digital Monster

“Digi”
You are being a digi-monster
by Digi-monster November 11, 2021
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