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Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
by NO1R April 5, 2022
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Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022
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Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit
may we all be mud monsters
by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022
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Me monster

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike
Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha
by aizaomi April 20, 2022
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
by The original STD March 11, 2022
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millennium monster

by kappakappa March 16, 2022
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