Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

Hard Pull

Stylish Polo or button up shirt

"Yo man, that's a hard looking pull!"
"That is a good looking hard pull!"

by twister09 May 21, 2017

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

by the flex master May 23, 2017

hard dick on yatch

a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!

i got a hard dick on yatch eneded up fucking her.

by damien buss adelaide and twaat June 7, 2017

shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017