Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Dick Magic

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.

Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.

by Peepnis August 7, 2019

Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

zito dick

A strange word before the word dick

I like Zito Dick

by DictionaryMan228 March 17, 2017