April 30

Today is national bring the old Tik tok back and eat cake to celebrate nothing day!

It’s April 30, you know what that means?
Tik tok is back in business :)

by Bellywelly October 21, 2020

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

April 2nd

People born on this day hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers

Person 1: "Hey I was born on April 2nd"
Person 2: "Wow cool! You must hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers"
Person 1: "Yep!"

by Artil January 8, 2021

April 2020

The the month into 2020 when coronavirus hit the U.S. and everyone started buying toilet paper

It’s April 2020 ahhhhhh Can’t run out of toilet paper!!

by Kai1479 January 16, 2021

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

April 2

This is the day u fight someone if it’s ur enemy or brother idc.

We need to fight!
Why?
Cos it’s April 2nd

by Hellomcd February 24, 2021