Egg

Its just an egg, you daft cunt. Jesus, if you dont know what an egg is, your an actual retard.

Person 1:lemme fry an egg
Person 2:your eggs are trash dude
Person 1:youre trash dude
Person 2:Fuck

by o o p May 9, 2020

egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt

I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020

Egg

A female that has a build of an egg like shape and has acne all over her face and a huge forehead. Generally this is an insult.

Person 1: Did you hear that the girl with all the ache, the huge forehead, and looks like a oval got in a crash?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?

by Football master July 15, 2020

Egg toe

When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg

Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe

by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020