Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 8, 2018

Sam

The type of guy to get lots of pussy. plain and simple

Holy that guy gets so much sam.

by ItsaMr.Chow July 12, 2017

sam and ellie

The perfect couple , are never technically together but everyone knows they belong together

Wow Sam and Ellie are such an item

by Zakapillar April 18, 2018

Sam

I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating

Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

Sam Pardon

Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)

Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot

Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.

That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.

by Sam Pardon memelord October 12, 2018