mary janing

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

by anna#banana January 31, 2024

The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass

John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.

by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024

english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka

I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary

by HannaDanna February 3, 2024

Maris Moon

A once a year supermoon event when DJs don white ribbed tank tops and transform into werewolves at midnight.

The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.

by Garth Laser February 4, 2024

Enya marie

A girl who is so funny you might cry. She'll also make you cry when she lifts her arms and you smell her wrath. Does not shower at all. Keep your enemies close but Enya marie closer.

Yall smell that? I think its from Enya marie.

by anonymous December 9, 2022

mary mother of yeshua

The Virgin Mary, Mother of Yeshua, a Hebrew Girl

Mary Mother of Yeshua had a fine eye.

by CalvinFL December 14, 2022

Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022