Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Light Streamin

When a light skin pisses in a water fountain and bathes.

Babe, look at that guy light streamin.

by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021

Reset Light

A light that makes the value of your house go up

I put 3 reset lights in and increased my house value $10,000

by Garza M July 9, 2021

light

the god of the new world

oh my god,it's light yagami!

by josuke☝ July 10, 2021

Gus-lighting

Being gaslit by a man named Gus. Being lied to in a way that makes you question your own reality or skills as a systems administrator.

Gus: “You did this yesterday, don’t you remember”
You: “Stop Gus-lighting me, bro!”

by SHammer January 22, 2026

Last light

Ancient tradition originated from the third century. Last light is a sex act performed by an old couple when the time of passing for a man's wife is near. It involves a final oral act until the man ejaculates into the woman's eyes, allowing a blissfull send off as she sees the last light before ascending to heaven.

Old man's wife: I wish for something memorable before i pass, would you grant me the last light in my final moments ?

by Luyaghi January 31, 2026